Blog: Homecoming king Jared Burris
If you are like me you might have been too busy sweating like a shaved grease monkey in a sauna (on the dance floor), to hear the announcement of the victor of this years Homecoming king. I doubt you will be surprised to hear that the winner of this honor is the swag-surfing stud muffin Jared “chip” Burris. After already being crowned Prom king and being nominated Treasurer for the senior Class Council I find myself asking, why is this guy so qualified? I find myself answering this same question with one word…SWAG. SWAG has many definitions, all of which are shining qualities of this ripped Renaissance man.1. Involvement in what’s “in”.2. “STUFF WE ALL GET”.3. Persona accelerated by innovation.
I have spent years “hanging out” with this loveable fellow. Little does he know I have been taking notes on the qualities and actions that make him so swagable. A man who owns so many t-shirts that he vows to wear a different one every day of the year. A man that drives “La Tabrahan”(the name of his car) around the city blasting over 30,000 different songs and over 2,000 different artists. A man who has worked his way up since his first race freshman year to earn a spot as the third man on our state contending cross country team. This man is in a different league, and the persona that comes with this great honor is a humble one.
With all of the talk about school spirit recently, this has clearly become an important issue at North Central. Also known as hype man #1 you will find Jared at any event from the girl’s volleyball games to the men’s soccer games. He implements the attitude of supporting his fellow panthers like the push-up bra of the school.
Although all of these unique qualities are just ingredients that keep Chip so swagged out. What separates Jared from other swagged out Thugs in the school is the way he treats people. Jared has no trouble making friends with any student. He treats any and every human being with an equal and open mind. You students should be proud of nominating Jared “Chip” Burris as your Homecoming King. Recognizing the personality qualities that separate Chip from the stereotypical high school student, gives me hope that high school students still have perspective on the importance of quality morale values in society.
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